
As you should all know, I hate my sister. She has lavascious spending. So she divorced with her ex-boyfriend and guess what happened. The school said "hey. You divorced. Pay up." So she owes them a bunch of money. Me on the other hand, I made 800$ on a commission. What did I spend it on? I gave it all to my mom, she needs help with the rent. I imagined buying a PS3... that's about it. Anyways, I gave my mom that money, and my sister takes it because she's stupid like that.
Now she comes in with a rolls royce printer. Did I say printer, or did I say color printing/scanning/bluetooth/wifi/faxing machine? She bought the thing for 150. Where's the money she owes me? Pshh. Anyways, the better news which certainly surprized me is that she's keeping it in the living room (she's moved out). Since I'm a hallway over, and since it has wifi capabilities, the thing is practically mine. This made me happy. I mean I certainly don't want to buy a 150 dollar machine like that, but if it came for free I wouldn't mind. But then it made me think. The hell is she going to do with that printer? Just regular printing jobs? Did she really need to spend 150 on it? She comes into this house every weekend just to teach piano, and sometimes she prints out musical sheets. DOES THAT COST 150!?
So I take the thing out for a test drive. Naturally, I have nothing to print that doesn't have girls getting fucked. Except this picture. It's from a manga I did. I printed it and my mom saw it. She said she was proud of me, the thing looks professional. She even doubted that I drew it, so I had to swear. I know it's not at all near professional like the original concept artist, but you know, as long as my mother feels good. I said, yeah I worked hard to get that in.
So I'm not such a fucked up psycho pervert drawing girls surrounded by amputated dicks. I'm....almost professional. My dad moved out yesterday too. Went to Hawaii looking for money and a new life at 55. It's not every day you get to blog and say your dad left you. Seeya Dad.